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stages of friendship on the internet Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
me: wish i was photogenic
mirror: today is the day
camera: no
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck

hellokittychainsaw:

what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school

bison

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