February 2012
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me: wish i was photogenic
mirror: today is the day
camera: no
January 2012
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Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
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hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
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We will be giving out free waffles tonight please...
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Taking all those shots last night wasn’t such a good idea lol
taent:
thanks to tumblr i am able to follow a series without actually watching anything
“have you seen this?’, ‘no but i’ve seen gifs’
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Watchthatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
tumblr: hey so I hear you're using missing e
me: uh yeah I like the features it makes tumblr a lot easier-
tumblr: it's giving me problems
me: what it's not doing anything to you
tumblr: I hate it. missing e is a dirty filthy whore.
me: it's just-
tumblr: it's ruining everything and you can't use it anymore okay I'm scared of what it might do to us
me: you know I love you, missing e is just a-
tumblr: do you think missing e is better than me
me: what no what do you-
tumblr: TELL ME I'M PRETTY
THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LOSE IN MINESWEEPER
nutaella:
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